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❀ about me. ❀

BASICS:

nameSarah Jane 
age: 20
birthday: May 17
zodiacTaurus
single or taken: I don’t even know anymore. Taken, I think. If we can make this work. Je ne sais pas…. 
height: 5’7
eye color: Blue, but changes to green once in a while
middle name: Jane
favorite color: Red or Blue 
lucky number: 6

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: Slytherin
favorite fictional character: Thirteen on House
favorite television show: Star Trek: The Original Series
favorite season: Summer
describe yourself in a few words: obsessive, determined, chubby, and pale
meaning of your name: Princess
ultimate otp: Ginny and Luna-please don’t judge me
what do you plan to/do for a living: something with linguistics…
starbucks order: tall black coffee

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: both and neither
dawn or dusk:
Dusk.
righty or lefty: Ambidextrous   
coffee or tea: Coffee 
rain or shine: Shine
reading or writing: Reading

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

Okay, only 2,000 people have voted on Neil deGrasse Tyson on Time’s reader poll…ugh, some celebrities have 40,000 or more. Even Obama only has a little more than 4,000. How? WTF people.

Definitely gonna vote for Neil deGrasse Tyson on Time 100’s reader poll. I think he should be way higher. Science is very important.

ruf1oh-n1tram:

Remember that episode of courage the cowardly dog where a furry bunny runs away from abusive dog dude to be with her lesbian cat lover

because that is all you need to remember

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck