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prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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When porn pops up on my blog

a-tad-bitinlove:

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catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

lilyskinned:

this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

lilyskinned:

this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

closetsignature:

Words of Wisdom Wednesday<3

closetsignature:

Words of Wisdom Wednesday<3

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.